broken wizard sleeves

march

2010-03-01T12:37:00.000-08:00

sufjan

2010-02-26T13:40:00.001-08:00

Even with the heart of terror and the superstitious wearer
I am riding all alone
I am writing all alone

Even in my best condition, counting all the superstition
I am riding all alone
I am running all alone

And we laughed at the beatitudes of a thousand lines
We were asked at the attitudes
They reminded us of death

Even with the rest belated, everything is antiquated
Are you writing from the heart?
Are you writing from the heart?

Even in his heart the Devil has to know the water level
Are you writing from the heart?
Are you writing from the heart?

And I cried myself to sleep last night
For the Earth, and materials, they may sound just right to me

lets party

2009-12-17T20:00:00.000-08:00

Watch Stevie Nicks - Stand Back in Rock | View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

ya ye ya ya

2009-12-09T10:23:00.000-08:00

jawbox on fallon

AHHHHHH WINSTON

2009-11-29T23:58:00.000-08:00

dang

2009-11-16T19:42:00.000-08:00

boom bang paow!

2009-11-10T00:17:00.001-08:00

this weeks spookathon

2009-10-27T00:57:00.000-07:00

oh yea

2009-10-19T01:11:00.001-07:00

autumn

2009-10-03T21:47:00.000-07:00

daily passages

2009-10-03T21:40:00.000-07:00

"sticks and stones have only made me stronger its words that cut me under my armor. they say 'im on your side when nobody is, cause nobody is.'"

"gods dont die. they merely slumber."

sup

2009-09-27T17:29:00.000-07:00

get fuckin pumped
wait for it wait for it

oh dont worry its just tina turners sax man

2009-09-27T17:22:00.001-07:00

for those who dont know

2009-09-21T22:34:00.000-07:00

this is side a of roxy music's fifth album: siren.

best record ever! whirlpoooooool!

just some music

2009-09-21T00:02:00.001-07:00

wow

2009-09-15T23:03:00.000-07:00

seriously, bow down.
i dont know what to say.... this is a screenprint.

i think we all know what this is like

2009-09-14T22:51:00.001-07:00

you did it again tim!

computers broken

2009-09-12T18:44:00.000-07:00

my computer is broken. whatever, this song gets me ready to GO!

wa wall

2009-09-01T17:31:00.000-07:00

yup

2009-08-31T01:03:00.000-07:00

some insane wagner opera

2009-08-30T20:26:00.001-07:00

SIEGFRIED

anyone seen this movie?

2009-08-28T22:00:00.000-07:00

the silver globe

i want to!

OH FUCK

2009-08-26T23:22:00.000-07:00

this weekend

2009-08-22T23:21:00.000-07:00

is forever locked away in the halls of time, and its story will continue to dilute with age, but this weekend, the weekend of marks birthday, will definitely be burned into my brain until something else weird and crazy happens. thanks ronralph.

i love jon brion

2009-08-19T12:50:00.001-07:00

but this video is silly

funny

2009-08-19T12:34:00.001-07:00

sorrrrrrrry

2009-08-15T11:41:00.001-07:00

for the video sizes, idumb.

pretty chill stuff

2009-08-15T11:26:00.000-07:00

district 9 will rule

2009-08-13T00:09:00.000-07:00

juggs

2009-08-12T12:38:00.000-07:00

juggalo party!!!

this is 9 minutes of chill

2009-08-11T17:54:00.001-07:00

sleeping

2009-08-10T00:19:00.000-07:00

trying to sleep with a giant chrome flaming eagle skull/12 cylinder engine screaming at you is pretty hard. bug durp. pa pa pe pa po. tell my son im sorry, im sorry, i blew it.

wake up to this

2009-08-08T08:28:00.000-07:00

Mega Woosh viral

youre welcome

2009-08-07T23:23:00.000-07:00

best you tube video ever

just put the fucking shades on!

2009-08-02T23:10:00.001-07:00

i just want to be inside the mind of a person who has never seen the movie "they live" and this is the first scene they have ever seen.

fettucini linguini bikini

everyone

2009-08-02T23:02:00.000-07:00

everyone thinks jackie chan is cool and whatever but hes not, stevie seagal? stevie seagal? hes the original chan. the whole package all american bad ass one liner arm breakin martial artiste!

just kiddin chan is tight.

youre in my world now grandma

2009-08-02T23:01:00.000-07:00

steven seagal kicking ass

flyculture21 had this to say:
SupernaturallyBAMed2 were not judging and critiquing the editing and timing were talking about Seagal kicking ass, this isn't film school kid take your shit to some art video.

chill bros

2009-07-30T09:53:00.000-07:00

DRANK! SLOW YOUR ROLL.

one of my favorite movies

2009-07-30T09:19:00.001-07:00

optimism

2009-07-26T19:43:00.000-07:00

"act as if what you do makes a difference, it does." -william james

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

2009-07-26T19:08:00.001-07:00

there are people in this world doing fucking exciting amazing things. lets get off our asses and live some dreams!

juxtapositions

2009-07-26T18:46:00.000-07:00

i went to sleep to this
and woke up to james
then this

hahahahahahaha

2009-07-25T17:25:00.001-07:00

jabberwocky

2009-07-23T09:10:00.001-07:00

jan svankmajer

yup

2009-07-20T01:47:00.001-07:00

oh god yeah

thats right

2009-07-19T21:25:00.001-07:00

the tv just played billy madison and kidegarten cop is on right now, birthday wish granted!!!!

bow down

2009-07-19T20:01:00.001-07:00

last night was fun

2009-07-18T09:09:00.001-07:00

but im just tryin to perfect the ancient art of firebreathing, or something.
durr

momma marilyn ringer poetry

2009-07-14T11:23:00.000-07:00

i just found this poem my mom wrote

ix hermit

eyes closed on the world,
ears full of heart-blood thrum,
belly breathing to ease
the dry wishes in sorrow's well.

in a labyrinth of walking stars
held by night's black bowl
heaven's gate unlocks.
the dimensional god flows through.

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

garfeldz

2009-07-11T22:04:00.000-07:00

garfield translated to japanese and then back to english

oh thats the shit that gets me high!

2009-07-09T15:31:00.001-07:00

if there is reincarnation and i dont come back as a cat in this garden i will be pissed. PISSED!

katyyyyy

2009-07-09T14:00:00.001-07:00

guess what

2009-07-08T14:29:00.001-07:00

ahh

2009-07-08T00:59:00.001-07:00

oh im sorry

2009-07-07T18:41:00.001-07:00

for keeping you up to date with the funniest shit on the internet. get out of my face.
CINE MASSSSSSSSHHHHH

just kiddin

my friend james

2009-07-07T17:36:00.001-07:00

can connect steven speilberger to steven spielberg in like 3 degrees on the reg.
he definitely macks broads on the reg:

contemplates life and death at mcdonalds on the reg

"styxosaurus may break my bones but kronosaurs will never hurt me"-jim denim:

he is a twisted juggalo on the reg:

my friend james.

what i want for my birthday

2009-07-07T17:31:00.000-07:00

i want all my buds to come to chico and go camping with me and take a fat ass buddy pic portrait. when this portrait is taken i will consider every person in the picture a golden tiger in my soul, prowling for retarded ass stuff to do.

thank you lord

2009-07-05T17:43:00.001-07:00

i promise this show will be funny

i dont break promises
or do i.

looks cool

2009-07-05T17:24:00.001-07:00

feels cool too

sharon olds, woah.

2009-07-01T17:53:00.000-07:00

Summer Solstice, New York City

By the end of the longest day of the year he could not stand it,
he went up the iron stairs through the roof of the building
and over the soft, tarry surface
to the edge, put one leg over the complex green tin cornice
and said if they came a step closer that was it.
Then the huge machinery of the earth began to work for his life,
the cops came in their suits blue-grey as the sky on a cloudy evening,
and one put on a bullet-proof vest, a
black shell around his own life,
life of his children's father, in case
the man was armed, and one, slung with a
rope like the sign of his bounden duty,
came up out of a hole in the top of the neighboring building
like the gold hole they say is in the top of the head,
and began to lurk toward the man who wanted to die.
The tallest cop approached him directly,
softly, slowly, talking to him, talking, talking,
while the man's leg hung over the lip of the next world
and the crowd gathered in the street, silent, and the
hairy net with its implacable grid was
unfolded near the curb and spread out and
stretched as the sheet is prepared to receive at a birth.
Then they all came a little closer
where he squatted nest to his death, his shirt
glowing its milky glow like something
growing in a dish at night in the dark in a lab and then
everything stopped
as his body jerked and he
stepped down from the parapet and went toward them
and they closed on him, I thought they were going to
beat him up, as a mother whose child has been
lost will scream at the child when it's found, they
took him by the arms and held him up and
leaned him against the wall of the chimney and the
tall cop lit a cigarette
in his own mouth, and gave it to him, and
then they all lit cigarettes, and the
red, glowing ends burned like the
tiny campfires we lit at night
back at the beginning of the world.

looks fun

2009-07-01T01:24:00.001-07:00

redneck alien gun slimey timey

durrr

cool

2009-06-29T08:43:00.000-07:00

picasso drawin with some light

this is what sao paulo was like

2009-06-25T22:01:00.000-07:00

SAMPARKOUR from Wiland Pinsdorf on Vimeo.

cancer summer

2009-06-24T01:09:00.000-07:00

uhhhh

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nah

2009-06-17T21:00:00.000-07:00

"in him he felt unhappy cravings arise, cloudy and pointless wants that led nowhere, that returned to him empty, as in the completion of a geometrically perfect circle." - ubik

hey

2009-06-17T17:05:00.001-07:00

takin from azis blog

dang dude

2009-06-16T17:31:00.001-07:00

busdriver killz it

finally a good rated r movie this summer

2009-06-12T00:26:00.001-07:00

HD Exclusive Trailer #2 In Theaters June 12th

this is a really fucking good interview

2009-06-10T23:42:00.000-07:00

just ignore the (expletives) http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postrock/2009/03/sxsw_leftovers_talkin_expletiv.html

reaper dreams and acrobatics

2009-06-09T01:58:00.000-07:00

im workin on a new video to post. soon.

right now is pretty good

2009-06-03T23:26:00.000-07:00

all day has been weird, one of those nap days that you never recover from. listening to a silver mt zion and slayer at work all day, weird. now its fucking a thunder and lightning storm and its amazing! where do we go from here.

da power of a man having heck of fun

2009-06-02T03:33:00.001-07:00

swifty the space bird

2009-06-01T07:18:00.000-07:00

fuck yes

2009-06-01T06:52:00.001-07:00

takin it eeeeeasy... in space

permission to rip sir

2009-05-31T11:31:00.000-07:00

permission granted

Thrasher Skateboard Magazine

nice time

2009-05-30T23:26:00.001-07:00

check all these out

my brain is mush

2009-05-30T22:35:00.001-07:00

weird news to wake up to

2009-05-28T08:34:00.000-07:00

my mom woke me up this morning to this news: the guy who used to mow our lawn and my best friend from elementary school wanted together for murder.

part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4

my friend had been in and out of rehab and jail for various things, one time he wrote my dad (whom he never met) a letter from jail about how well connected he was in the clink, and the yard guy used to come over to my moms house with his family, i would hang out with him, he was a super funny dude. my mom fired him cause he would act hella weird sometimes (he was high as fuck on meth). theres so many things i want to say about these people but it just feels weird.

just a quick editors note

2009-05-28T00:41:00.001-07:00

if you watch that edarem video fullscreen and cross your eyes he goes 3-d

i dont understand

2009-05-28T00:38:00.001-07:00

how it possibly couldve been 8 days since my last post, sorry loyal followers. ill try to keep it more retarded in the future.

hella blogworthy

2009-05-28T00:36:00.001-07:00

what you might be asking is "john what is hella blogworthy?" i might say "it might be dorians yyooouuutttuuuuubbeeedd edarem video!" might be.
EDAREM IS HECKA CHILL!

dorian if you read this, keep it sphinx bud.

anybody remember this band?

2009-05-20T13:16:00.000-07:00

i seriously used to listen to this shit while playing donkey kong.

my hero

2009-05-15T10:35:00.000-07:00

im all about

2009-05-15T00:19:00.000-07:00

doin pushups listening to young jeezy... wait no not just young jeezy, this young jeezy

ah man im pretty tough when im by myself

ahhhhhhhh so hungry!

2009-05-14T22:32:00.001-07:00

blitz blintz

morty tragans golf academy

2009-05-14T14:12:00.000-07:00

is really a comedy school, how to be funny curriculum: how to be funny under pressure 101, how to be funny in a chill environment 101, how to draw funny pictures 101, how to make funny movies 101, how to look funny 101... etc.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh i cant stop saying ahhhhhh

2009-05-14T12:47:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2009-05-14T11:37:00.000-07:00

this summer

2009-05-14T10:53:00.001-07:00

you might want to watch this until you see the craziest tree trick ever

taken from

2009-05-14T10:51:00.000-07:00

one of todd bratruds blogs

this is whats known as a siphonophore

2009-05-13T12:50:00.000-07:00

and its pretty chill

i shall build you

2009-05-12T20:55:00.001-07:00

i

2009-05-12T00:29:00.001-07:00

could definitely spend some time here, shootin robos n stuff.

ahhhhhhh hahahaha

2009-05-11T10:15:00.001-07:00

just some chill stuff to look at before watching x files

2009-05-11T00:13:00.000-07:00

http://www.bluelambencydownward.com/

ahhhHHHHHHH

2009-05-10T23:27:00.001-07:00

wait

2009-05-08T10:29:00.001-07:00

what ever happened to bianca and claires blog

how

2009-05-07T20:12:00.000-07:00

how did something so raw like THIS

turn into THIS

dannnnng lets find some kids so we can get into chuck e cheese

michael threatened that hes not gonna be goldar for holloween

2009-05-07T14:05:00.000-07:00

i present reason number 1 in FAVOR of being goldar for holloween

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PIZZA!

2009-05-07T12:55:00.000-07:00

A) how i get the rights to the showbiz pizza franchise. i will drop every anything i have ever wanted or had to be a part of the showbiz pizza franchise
B) ahhhhhhh this fucking movie is going to rule ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh